We went to check out our friend’s Harry house in Wilton Manors. Then we celebrated the Irish with lunch at Rosie’s.

We had a surprise guest.

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Other Business

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Don’t let them take your temperature
on your forehead as you enter the supermarket
because it erases your memory.
I went for macaroni and cheese
and came home with two cases of Beer.

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It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.

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Turns out it was a marble in the ashtray…

 

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MY MIND IS LIKE MY INTERNET BROWSER.
19 tabs open,
3 of them are frozen
and I have no idea
where the music is coming from.

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People who wonder
whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point. The glass is refillable.

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They say every piece of chocolate eaten shortens your life by two minutes.
I’ve done the maths.
Seems I died in 1537.

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Had I known in March
that it was the last time I would be in a restaurant
I would have ordered the dessert.

 

 

I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I’ve missed my exit.