STAY ALERT! They walk among us, they breed, and they vote…….

Note from Lois…..I am having trouble with the “new and improved” WordPress blog template. I can’t size photos and type. I am even having trouble with paragraph spacing. I am waiting for WordPress support to get back to me.

Meanwhile, here are some funnies from my friend Michael Sommer.

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My husband and I went through the McDonald’s driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, ‘you gave me too much money.’
I said, ‘Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.’
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said ‘We’re sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.’
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD’s.

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We had to have the garage door repaired.
The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a ‘large’ enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.


He shook his head and said, ‘You need a 1/4 horsepower.’
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, ‘NOOO, it’s not. Four is larger than two.’


We haven’t used that repairman since…

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I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.The reason: ‘Too many deers are being hit by cars out here! I don’t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.’

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IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE.

My daughter went to a Mexican fast food and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for ‘minimal lettuce.’
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

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I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
‘Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?’
To which I replied, ‘If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?’
He smiled knowingly and nodded, ‘That’s why we ask.’

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The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it’s safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an ‘intellectually challenged’ co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, ‘what on earth are blind people doing driving?!’
She is a government employee…..

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When my wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a
service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
‘Hey,’ I announced to the technician, ‘its open!’
His reply, ‘I know. I already did that side.’

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STAY ALERT! They walk among us, they breed, and they vote…….

News To Share

Governor Cuomo Reveals Plans to Erect a Statue of Ruth Bader Ginsburg in Her Birthplace of Brooklyn | artnet News


https://news.artnet.com/art-world/ruth-bader-ginsburg-will-honored-statue-birthplace-brooklyn-1909539

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For the artist in you. If you create one, send a photo to me. We will put yours in an exhibit. Details later if we get enough entries. Make a Collage With Your Newspaper

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The Two Ann’s

I can’t believe that two of the richest and most industrious women in the United States died recently and relatively early. They were known as the two Ann’s in the world of the arts, fashion, publishing, and landscaping. They were so admired.

Ann Getty, Publisher and Bicoastal Arts Patron, Is Dead at 79

Anne Bass, 78, Arts Patron and Peerless Gardener, Dies

Ann Getty, Publisher and Bicoastal Arts Patron, Is Dead at 79
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/17/obituaries/ann-getty-dead.html?referringSource=articleShare

Every Day It’s Something Else

The new Pandemic dining room. Green screen, ring light, music keyboard, headphones, laptop, iPhone, iPad, AirPods, puzzles to-do, 15 completed, and games. What am I missing?

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Rocky, The Flying Squirrel, was in the sky over Miami tonight.

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For those who love Yoga, this app is for you. Friends of mine rely on it all the time. Enjoy.

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Important Stories Not To Be Missed

How the Aging Immune System Makes Older People Vulnerable to Covid-19


https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/08/health/covid-aging-immune-system.html?referringSource=articleShare


Gloria Steinem Is Nowhere Near Done With Being an Activist

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/09/08/magazine/gloria-steinem-interview.html?referringSource=articleShare

Millennials and seniors are spurning Trump. Here’s why middle-aged voters are sticking with him.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/election/article245686795.html

Christo and Jeanne-Claude Films Head to Criterion Channel – ARTnews.com

Christo and Jeanne-Claude’s Majestic Sculptures Showcased in Newly Streamable Documentaries

Did You Know?

Football players protest games during Jewish holiday


Terence Conran, Designer and Retail Magnate, Is Dead at 88


Ex-Google boss Eric Schmidt: US ‘dropped the ball’ on innovation – BBC News


Shere Hite, Who Challenged Myths of Female Sexuality, Dies at 77

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/11/books/shere-hite-dead.html?referringSource=articleShare


Ronald O. Perelman Performing Arts Center Tops Out in the Financial District – New York YIMBY



https://newyorkyimby.com/2020/09/ronald-o-perelman-performing-arts-center-tops-out-in-the-financial-district.html


To fill vacant stores, Lincoln Road seeks pop-up businesses – Miami Today



https://www.miamitodaynews.com/2020/09/02/to-fill-vacant-stores-lincoln-road-seeks-pop-up-businesses/


Your Introduction To TikTok

https://youtu.be/x39ADcMllOQ

https://youtu.be/x39ADcMllOQ

TikTok is a Chinese video-sharing social networking service owned by ByteDance, a Beijing-based Internet technology company founded in 2012. It is used to create short music, lip/sync, dance, comedy and talent videos of three to 15 seconds, and short looping videos of three to 60 seconds.


Click on the above video to see what type of content TikTok is known for. After viewing, you still may not understand why it’s so popular. The answer is easy, your age. Yet, I know many well-educated adults who are addicted to TikTok.


TikTok has 800 million active users worldwide. The TikTok app has been downloaded over 2 billion times on the App Store and Google Play.


Thank you Dr. Steve Mandy for these posters.

Don’t Call A Rabbi Or A Priest– NYC Is Not Dying

TV personality Steve Greenberg and Editorial Consultant Lois Whitman-Hess  set the record straight on “Lying on the Beach On Camera.” NYC is the heart of the universe and it will only get better as time marches on. Those who ran away will have huge regrets. They are probably bored out of their minds. New York at its worse is better than listening to the endless hum of crickets.  Click above.