1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
— John Adams
2. If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
— Mark Twain
3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myselfโฆ
— Mark Twain
4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
—Winston Churchill
5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
— GeorgeBernard Shaw
6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
— G. GordonLiddy
7. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
— P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian
8. Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
—Ronald Reagan (1986)
9. I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
— Will Rogers
10. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free!
— P. J. O’Rourke
11. No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
— Mark Twain (1866)
12. Talk is cheap, except when Congress does it.
— Anonymous
13. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
— Winston Churchill
14. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
— Mark Twain
15. There is no distinctly Native American Criminal Class, save Congress.
— Mark Twain
16. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians
—Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
17. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
— Thomas Jefferson
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