Happy Passover 2020

Thank you Steve Greenberg, Robert Armada, Valerie Cevallos and Eliot Hess for hosting this Zoom Seder.

https://youtu.be/iJJxwUYL4RU


Thank you Marilyn Scher

 

People’s perspective on life as we now know it, (going around the internet)


 

-Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.


-I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.


-I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.


-Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —– The Living Room or The Bedroom


-PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.


-Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.


-I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone


This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog….. we laughed a lot. 


-Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business. 


-My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.


-Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.


-I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom


-Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.


-Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”…. I’m offended


3 thoughts on “Happy Passover 2020

  1. You are very welcome. My friend Jill sent it to me tonight. Loved our Passover gathering tonight, it was lovely and heartwarming.

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