The Shul of the (not too distant) Future…..

New Instructions For Shul

Thank you SZS

RABBI: “Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindles to Art Scroll page 232. And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.”

P-a-u-s-e


“Now, Let us daven. Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook and chat with God.”

S-i-l-e-n-c-e


“As we schnorrer and accept charity, please have your credit and debit cards ready.”


“You can log on to the Shul Wi-Fi using the password ‘Hashem18.’ The Shammes will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the congregants:


“Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the Shul. Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.


“Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer your contributions to the Shul account.”


“This week’s shiur will be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don’t miss out.


“Thursday’s Talmud Torah study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT.


“Please don’t miss out.
You can follow the Rabbi on Twitter this weekend for counseling and
prayers.”

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