It’s Winter Again in the Northern Hemisphere. But This Year The World Has Gone Nuts
It snowed last night…
08:00 – I made a snowman.
08:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snowwoman.
08:15 – So, I made a snowwoman.
08:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snowwomen everywhere.
08:20 – The homosexual couple living nearby threw a fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
08:22 – The transgender man/women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snowperson with detachable parts.
08:25 – The vegans at the end of the road complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
08:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
08:31 – The middle eastern bloke across the road demanded the snowwoman be covered up .
08:40 – The Police arrived saying someone had been offended but were not sure by what.
08:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snowwoman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
08:43 – The council bylaws officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
08:45 – TV news crew from CNN showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
I replied “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.
09:00 – I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
09:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
09:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding I be arrested.
By Noon it had all melted – Global warming was blamed.
There is no moral to this story.
It is exactly what we have become…..all caused by Snowflakes.
Thank you Walter Salm for sharing this with us.