Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.). Not to be outdone by these kids, now senior members have their own short-hand codes.

ATD – At the Doctor’s

BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral

BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT – Bring your own teeth

CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center

DWI – Driving While Incontinent

FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

FYI – Found Your Insulin

GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA – Got Heartburn Again

LOL – Living on Lipitor

TOT – Texting on Toilet

TTYL – Talk to You Louder

WTP – Where are the Prunes?
Hope these help …..

GGLKI ! (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

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