Some people will not want to fake it anymore, thanks to a new high tech condom ring. They will be more interested in measuring it. The i.Con smart condom is manufactured by British Condoms.
The i.Con and its companion app, tracks speed, “average thrust velocity,” duration, skin temperature, girth, calories burned, and frequency of sessions.
The i.Con also features a micro-USB charging port providing eight hours of use. The manufacturer swears “all data will be kept anonymous, but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world.”
Wow wee!!
DigiDame 
A smart condom. Who knew! I think I’ll file it under ‘POUI” (Pile of Useless Information).
Signed,
Shaking My Head In Victoria
Funny!
Haha -I want to interview you —can we arrange?
Not sure who you mean, Lois.
GTFOH! Can the results be manipulated?
I’m sure you have nothing to worry about