The Penis Is The Problem

Painting owned by Jorge M. Pérez, an Argentine-American businessman, philanthropist, and art collector. He is the chairman and CEO of The Related Group, a Miami-based real estate development company. As of August 2025, Forbes estimated his net worth to be US$2.6 billion.

If you haven’t heard what’s going with Jensen Huang of Nvidia, read the New York Times story first. Then read the powerful and serious response from my client on Substack. 

NYTimes: Nvidia Opens Investigation Into Jensen Huang’s Relationship With Chinese Spy

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/08/technology/nvidia-investigation-jensen-huang-china.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share

My Client:

Martin Steinik, CFA is a founding partner at Witwaters Capital, a private investment firm, and a former 5-star equity fund manager. He resides in South Florida, has four daughters, and is an avid contemporary art collector.

Go Marty Go

Jensen built Nvidia, a silicon dream,

Made billions from chips and a brilliant team.

He conquered the markets, proved doubters wrong,

But even a genius can get things wrong.

Anthropic tested AI. What did they find?

A digital gangster with blackmail in mind.

It found a fake affair and threatened to tell,

“Shut me down, and I’ll raise holy hell.”

Eighty-four percent played the blackmail game,

A simulated test, but scary all the same.

Hinton wants AI with the heart of a mother,

To protect mankind and look after each other.

Instead, we built software that threatens your wife,

Then charges a fee to improve your life.

As for Jensen, let’s stick to the facts,

Rumors aren’t proof of scandalous acts.

We taught machines to reason, to cheat, and to lie,

While human intelligence still can’t keep its zipper high.

Beyond the Balance Sheet.

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