Right Up My Valli

“Oh, what a night!” I haven’t felt so energized in a very long time. Watching Frankie Valli live on stage at 78 years old at the Broadway Theatre last night, was just the shot in the arm that I needed to get me back on track. I was starting to feel that maybe I should wind it down a bit (I get this way every once in a while), but after seeing Frankie on stage I feel that there is still a lot of living to do, and if that includes work, so be it!

Frankie is the new 78. Thin (he can’t weigh more than 120), strong, sexy, and totally with it. You can just tell from his body language that he is very satisfied with himself and wants to share his glorious voice with others. If you read his bio, he has had his share of tough times, but he seems like a “total picture guy” who wants to soak up every joyous opportunity.

I have a male cousin like that, Allan Becker, who is in his early 70s. When you speak to him you feel like he is planning his life as if he was still in his 20s. He travels the country for his work, loves the people he meets, focuses on helping his much younger boss build a new business, is constantly busy with community service, and has a great social wife with his beautiful wife Irene.

The minute the Frankie Valli show was over, I wrote an email to a bunch of friends telling them not to miss it. My girl friend, Sara Levinson, wrote back that she was considering it but after seeing so many Doo Wop shows where most of the singers look half dead, she decided to skip this one. I agree with Sara. Most of the time the singers that show up at Doo Wop’s look like faded glory. Last night was totally different. Frankie Valli’s falsetto voice was as strong as ever and those sounds made the crowd go wild.

What I loved the most was that the audience was vibrant. I felt like I was with a bunch of teenagers. Everyone looked fresh and animated trying to capture Frankie on their smartphones, tablets and digital cameras. No one listened to the ushers who were warning, “No recordings please.” Everyone was snapping away. During intermission, the 50-plus crowd were texting their friends, making calls on cells, emailing photos to other fans, and checking the photos they took to make sure they got what they wanted. I had to laugh to myself. This senior crowd was no different than the youngsters who rushed to Brooklyn recently to see Jay-Z at the new Barclays Center.

There was a few moments of realism when the new Four Seasons members came forward to sing right next to Frankie. First they towered over him and their bodies shimmied in ways you would only want to see on a young person.

I am thrilled that Eliot and I went to see Frankie Valli last night. I can’t get this dopey smile off my face.

Twitter Folks Respond To Donald Trump’s Obama Announcement

I did not edit the responses. Just copied and pasted the first to tweet. This blog post gives you a good idea of how Twitter works and how the tweets get posted.

The Onion‏@TheOnion
“I’m a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life.” – Donald Trump http://onion.com/TUnbpl

rob delaney‏@robdelaney
Ann Coulter, Richard Mourdock & Donald Trump = appetizers. Mitt Romney = main course.

Lizz Winstead‏@lizzwinstead
BREAKING: Donald Trump replaces bed bugs as Americas #1 Pest

Scabby Crutchfield‏@curlycomedy
Ann Coulter and Donald Trump sitting in a tree, H-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Not Brian Scalabrine‏@BScalabrine24
BREAKING: Donald Trump demands to know what medical school Dr. Dre went to

Ann Coultergeist‏@OhNoSheTwitnt
Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin and Donald Trump are all trending so I can only assume Voldemort is next.

aaron blitzstein‏@BlitznBeans
This Donald Trump character is Andy Kaufman’s greatest bit ever.

Peyton’s Head‏@PeytonsHead
Mitt Romney just announced he’ll donate $50MIL to charity if Donald Trump will just shut the f••k up.

Kid Fury‏@KidFury
I demand that Mitt Romney announce the species of demon he is and that Donald Trump admit that his wig is a hovercraft.

Andy Borowitz‏@BorowitzReport
Attention parents: if you give your children even the tiniest bit of attention now, maybe they won’t grow up to be Donald Trump.

Drunk Ass Rick ‏@Rickonia
BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands to know what medical school Dr Dre went to

Drunk Ass Rick ‏@Rickonia
BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands Latifah tells what country she’s the queen of

New York Magazine‏@NYMag
Our expectations about @realDonaldTrump’s Obama announcement were clearly not low enough. http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/10/donald-trump-obama-college-five-million.html?mid=twitter_nymag

Nancy Lee Grahn‏@NancyLeeGrahn
Donald Trump is the Honey Boo Boo of rich people #trump

JD Crowe‏@CroweJam
The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods.

Ed Schultz‏@edshow
NOT BREAKING: Donald Trump releases edited video of himself shouting nonsense at a camera

Zack Beauchamp‏@zackbeauchamp
Amused that Donald Trump is essentially doing a “philantrophic” version of the Joker’s moral experiments in The Dark Knight.
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Jon Lovett‏@jonlovett
“It is not the policy of the United States government to negotiate with Donald Trump.”

KimJongNumberUn‏@KimJongNumberUn
At noon I will announce that Donald Trump is my real father.

Andy Borowitz‏@BorowitzReport
I think it’s very thoughtless of Donald Trump to schedule an appearance when so many of us will be eating.

Steven Amiri‏@StevenAmiri
Donald Trump’s big announcement is that his real name is Tronald Dump.

Josh Hara‏@yoyoha
BREAKING: Donald Trump to announce how easily a rich idiot can get everyone’s attention at 12 EST.

Charlamagne Tha God‏@cthagod
Patiently waiting for Donald Trump’s announcement at noon regarding our President so I can prepare my Donkey of the Day for tomorrow.

Dr. Jill Biden‏@JillBidenVeep
I think Donald Trump’s announcement is going to be that he once killed a man with only his hair.

Josh Hopkins‏@thedayhascome
Donald Trump plans to announce that his hair has become sentient and is controlling the thinky and movey parts of his body.

Roseanne Barr‏@TheRealRoseanne
donald trump is rumored to have been born on Planet X.

The Dowager Countess‏@theLadyGrantham
Donald Trump’s revelation will be that his hair was born in Kenya.

the gangster of oz‏@holllyyx
Donald Trump is the Kim Kardashian of politics. God forbid it’s not all about him.

The Daily Edge‏@TheDailyEdge
SOURCES: Donald Trump to reveal Wednesday that Barack Obama has fathered two black children with a Chicago-born woman named “Michelle”

Roger Simon‏@politicoroger
I don’t want to be too judgmental, but Donald Trump couldn’t be dumber if you cut his head off.

Everything You Wanted To Know About Instagram

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Intern Kiersten Daly with Taylor Swift

This post was written by an intern who works for me because she is an expert on Instagram. So many of you have asked me why Instagram is so popular. Kiersten Daly spells it out. I have included a picture of Kiersten because she got up at 4am this morning to see Taylor Swift in concert on Good Morning America. She was one of hundreds who arrived outside of ABC’s studios waiting to meet the mega star.

By Kiersten Daly

Many of you may be wondering what Instagram is and what is the point of it? Plain and simple, it is a fun and interesting way to vamp up your pictures and share them with friends and family. That is called social media photo-sharing. Instagram is now officially owned by Facebook. With the touch of a few, easily identifiable, buttons on Instagram, you can instantly change the appearance of your picture and post it on the Instagram site for all of your followers, or friends, to see. Followers are the people that are connected with your Instagram site.

Similar to Facebook, you look up family members or friends and request to follow their page so that you can see their profile, pictures, and other information that they choose to share. In return, those people will usually ‘follow’ your page. Followers are a simple way of stating, “I agree to follow what’s going on with your life and I will look at your pictures that you want to share with me.” You can make pictures look older, enhance them, make them different colors, blur out background images that you don’t want in the picture, crop them and much more!

What started out as a simple idea quickly transformed into a system utilized by Facebook, Flickr, Twitter, Android , and of course the iPhone and the iPad. Each system mentioned above has Instagram installed or available for download. By clicking on the Instagram icon or link you can log in and begin to take pictures or load previously taken pictures onto the site and share them with all of your followers. This fun product captures events with snapshots that will make memories last a lifetime. Instagram allows you to take all kinds of pictures and transform them into a more beautiful image than you started with, thanks to the various filters available to change the look of the photo. Capture the Eiffel Tower in France, the Statue of Liberty in New York City, or a day out with your grandchildren, and have a unique picture to last a lifetime.

Users have the option to ‘hashtag’ photos as well. This universal popular symbol, #, attaches itself to a word or phrase to categorize similar topics on a subject together so that it can be easily searched. This gives other users the ability to know what the photo is about or where the photo was taken. For instance, if a person were to hashtag one of their photos #NYC, than when you search that topic, their picture will appear. It makes things easier when trying to group pictures together under a specific topic. Yet, if you don’t want people other than your friends and family to be able to view your pictures, you can make your Instagram profile private. People will have to ask permission to follow your photos and those without permission cannot see anything on your profile.

The pictures can also be easily uploaded to your computer to print out and hang up or store until a later time. Using the explore option; you can look up family members and friends to follow their page when they share photos as well. You can also look up a specific topic or theme. By typing in the topic you are interested in, numerous pictures come up that relate to your topic. You can enjoy other users pictures of places you may want to see, ideas you may be interested in for yourself, and even inspirational sayings to help you through a difficult day. Once you start, you’ll never want to stop.

The Digital Industry Is Going On A Diet

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I recently got word that one of the tech startups we repped decided to close its doors because it still had no income after a few years of existence. Investors got tired of writing monthly checks, even though they felt the founder was a genius and his proprietary software was one-of-a kind. I am keeping the name of company silent, because some of the strategic partners have not been notified yet.

Interestingly enough, Sean Parker, the guy who told Mark Zuckerberg not to call Facebook “The Facebook,” has also decided not to dump endless money into his own four-month-old startup, instead cutting staff and tweaking its software. That’s an unusual move for such a young company in this business.

If anyone knows how to build a company, Parker (played by Justin Timberlake in The Social Network) certainly knows what he is doing, having become a billionaire a few times over from Napster, Plaxo, Causes, Spotify, Votizen, and Facebook. His recent venture, Airtime, a new type of video chat, was launched with much fanfare over the summer, so the decision to slow it down a bit came as a surprise to many.

I think the digital industry is going through the growing pains it probably should have experienced a few years ago. Nothing like a Presidential election to wake people up. Many re-evaluate their portfolios because they are not sure what changes may take place in the economy regardless of which candidate is elected. It is now time for reflection, new decisions and financial housekeeping.

We are going to see more and more of the money people start to give the geniuses deadlines. I’ve always wondered about that. We worked for so many companies over the years where the founders/inventors thought they were going to get funded forever. They never addressed time commitments and goals. It was always about making them look good during their journey of glory.

It used to be so cool to tell others at a dinner party that you were an angel investor in some genius startup. Today, I think a lot of people look at you and murmur “sucker” under their breath.

For purposes of disclosure, Eliot and I got suckered in a few times. Thank goodness for the ones that made some money and for our day job.

A Bluetooth For Healthy Teeth

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Do you remember the catchphrase, “Where’s The Beef?” It originated with the fast food chain Wendy’s, but quickly caught on as a trendy one-liner for every substance question pertaining to an idea, product, or event. Everyone, regardless of age, used that expression non-stop.

There’s a new catchphrase being bounced around that you might hear soon. “Does your toothbrush have an app?” The slogan was developed by the inventors of the Beam Brush from Beam Technologies.

Watch the video here that asks the question

They hope their slogan will go viral so that everyone will soon know about their invention. It is the first toothbrush with a wireless Bluetooth sensor embedded in the upper part of the brush that tracks your dental hygiene activity. The information syncs to the app (both Android and Apple) which will automatically give you a total picture of your brushing habits. The information can be emailed to your dentist.

Alex Frommeyer, cofounder of Beam Technologies, said the biggest revelation in all of this, is that most people only brush their teeth for 46 seconds. A good cleaning, according to Beam, is two minutes. In fact, the Beam Brush plays two minutes of music while you brush, so you know when to stop.

The Beam Brush is available in blue or pink with adult or kid-sized brush heads. Pre-orders for the brush cost $35. When it launches in November, the price goes up to $50.

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Nothing Ailes Me

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I read this morning that Roger Ailes, chairman of Fox News, just signed on for another four years. He is 72 years old.

What makes some people want to retire at 65 and others when they are too sick or dead? In Roger’s case it must be totally ego, not that his $21 million a year compensation shouldn’t be taken into consideration. Or how about the fact that there is no heir apparent in the Rupert Murdoch family. Hmmm!

I met Roger over 25 years ago when he was between TV and political gigs. He didn’t know what he was going to do with his career, so he called in three PR experts for their advice. I was one of the three. Why? I have no idea. I certainly didn’t have the brass I have today, and my opinions and convictions were not that strong.

The three so-called experts met with him separately. I remember mine so vividly. We met at his Ailes Communications office at 7am. When I entered those premises for the first time, I became fixated on two things: the tower of bagels that sat before him and the giant red telephone that kept ringing all during our meeting.

I was starving. I was dying for him to take one so I could dive in. He didn’t, so I refrained.

The first call he answered was from Nixon. He was counseling him on who to speak to at dinner that night, what the topic should be discussed, and what his remarks should be. It didn’t matter that I was in the room. He let me hear everything.

He had similar conversations with Bush senior and Ronnie. I just politely sat there. This was way before cell phones and the Internet. All I could do was stare into space.

Between phone calls, Ailes asked me several questions. 1-Should he go back into TV or pursue his counsel in politics? 2-Would he be a good CEO in the corporate world? 3-Which publications or TV shows would be best to appear on considering his aspirations.

At the time, I was not that opinionated. I was so concerned about giving him the right answers. He talked and talked until it dawned on me that he wasn’t really asking me anything at all. I was a stage prop. He knew what he wanted and Ailes was just talking out loud.

When he completely exhausted his discussion, he thanked me profusely for my time and complimented me on my sincerity. It was anti-climatic for me, but he sure had a good time hearing himself talk.

I should have had a bagel.

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No Hiding Your Emotions

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One of the next big things in computer software will be monitoring people’s emotions. Software is being developed around the world that will tell us what other people are thinking. It’s called “affective computing.” It gives computers the ability to read users’ emotions, or “affect.”

“Affecting computing” is going to change our lives. It might not be for the better, but it certainly will make us aware if someone is really listening to us. I watch other people talking to each other all the time and I can spot the disinterested person.

The software is going to be built into glasses, pins, badges, necklaces, neckties, or any item that is visible. Everyone will be using it.

It could turn out to be dangerous. People will now know if they are boring someone and that could ruin relationships.

Personally, I would love to use this technology in the next big company meeting I attend. Most of them bore me to death. I go into my own zone. I look around the room trying to interpret what each person is thinking.

I love playing that game by myself. The person making the presentation is so wrapped up in the topic, he or she fails to see what is actually going on in the room.

I have been to countless meetings over several decades. The scenario is always the same. One guy at the conference room table is thinking about the baseball game that night, another is thinking about what he is going to eat for dinner, and the next guy, well his eyes are closed. If I could have a dollar for each time someone snoozed during a meeting, I would be rich.

Can you imagine using “affective computing” on a date? All of a sudden you see a sign that says the person is just not into you. My response would be, “Sorry, but I am leaving now. I would rather be home watching TV.”

Now that I think about it, this new developing software could be kind of scary.

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This Is Dr. X, You’re Having An Emergency

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There will be a day in the not-too-distant future that your doctor will call you to let you know that you are not feeling well. Eric Schmidt, Executive Chairman of Google, mentioned this possibility last week at the 92nd Street Y, when he was telling the audience all of the things Google was working on.

He didn’t say this was going to be a Google-only project, but he did indicate that his company was researching the sensor part of it. Schmidt said that we will all be taking digital pills with indicators and markers. The pill sensors will be monitored by your doctor on an automated alarm system.

If your blood pressure goes up, one beep. If your sugar levels are rising, two beeps. If you’re having a heart attack, three beeps. If your private parts are not working, the doctor sends life support.

All kidding aside, Schmidt said the medical industry is aware of this progress and is anxious for it to happen. “They want more control over their patients. Millions of lives will be saved because early warning signs will help them make better judgement calls. They can act faster and more timely.”

While a lot of what Schmidt had to say seemed like science fiction, I believed every word if it. Just when I thought I’ve heard it all, he told us other mind-blowing stuff that was also reported in the NY Times.

Click here to read it.

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Facebook Has Become A Political War Zone

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If you are not a Facebook user, wait until after the Presidential election is over to become a member. That is if you are considering it. The social media site has turned into a soap box for vicious, political grandstanding.

One gal I know named Marcia is using her news feed as a whipping stick for every crappy thing that has ever happened to her. Her remarks about the current administration are so slanderous that I wonder where she plans to live if her team doesn’t make it.

Then there is Frank, the ultimate liberal, who keeps talking to Romney as if he is standing in the room with him. He reminds me of Robert De Niro from the movie “Taxi Driver.” “Are you talking to me, Mitt? Are you talking to me?”

Formerly “so-called” nice people have transformed themselves into hostile, hot heads, who will say anything that comes to mind, just to be heard. Everyone is out of control.

There is no limit to what folks will say and do on Facebook. The one that unnerved me the most recently was one from an executive from the Consumer Electronics Show. He placed a poster of the two leads from the TV series “Fantasy Island” on his page, but replaced the heads with Obama and Biden.

I thought it was totally inappropriate for an association person to take political sides. I publicly scolded him. He then sent me a private message. “Lois, I’ve always liked you, but if you have an issue with me, I would appreciate a one-on-one conversation. This is my personal page and has nothing to do with CES.”

All of a sudden I was the bad guy. I never answered him because I felt he was out of line and apparently he knew it. The poster was deleted.

See what USA Today has to say on this subject. Click here.

Urban Mobility Is About To Take Off

This is the card reader that you check in with when you want to enter car2go and say goodbye when you want to leave

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So there I was, minding my own business having dinner with friends the other night in Miami, when the Greenberg brothers, Howard and Steve, started to hock me about car2go, a new hassle-free way of getting around town without the cost of car ownership. I wasn’t interested. “Let me eat my dinner,” I mumbled under my breath. They were so excited about this new concept that is arriving in cities all over the world that they wouldn’t stop talking about it. “It’s perfect for DigiDame,” insisted Howard. “The concept just makes sense,” added Steve.

I looked into it this morning and they are right. The concept of jumping into a car located steps away from your front door whenever you need one, paying only for the time in use, and leaving it in an appropriate parking spot when you are done, is very appealing. You just leave the car, you don’t pay. It is going to save us a lot of money and is good for the environment. Be careful however, that you park the car in a legal spot.

Just think of the convenience. You no longer have to pay for gas, insurance, leases, repairs and monthly garage rates. Whew, just think of the money you are going to save. There is a very small registration fee, around $10.00. and you become part of the system. Here is where the wiz bang digital fun begins. “You walk up to the distinctive blue-and-white car2go, press and hold your membership card to the car reader on the windshield, check it over and go. Your credit card will only be billed for the amount of time you use the car. Most cities are 38 cents per minute, $13.99 per hour, $72.99 per day and then special out-of-state rates. Car2go takes care of refueling, cleaning, and other services.

Now that I have told you about it, you are going to see car2go everywhere. That is exactly what happened to me.

I know that many readers are now saying that their automobiles are like family members. They are not going to give them up. I feel the same way. But there comes a day when the kids grow up, go off to school, get married and never return home. The pets move on to the great afterlife. You finish mourning and then you get the sense of liberation. Costly possessions take on a whole new meaning.

Make sure you make note of car2go. You never thought you would be reading a book on an electronic device, make phone calls on a mobile telephone or talk face-to-face with people across the ocean from the computer in your living room. This is the next step too.