The Largest Lipoma You Have Ever Seen

Can you believe we have completed 35 episodes of “What The Heck Is That?” You absolutely have to watch this one. In addition to gadgets, host Steve Greenberg showed us the largest Lipoma, (benign tumor), you have ever seen. This one was a two pounder.

We were all shocked when Steve featured the lipoma on air, but it really was a celebration for panelist Harry Redlich. The Lipoma belonged to him. He had it removed from his leg days before the show. We were all so happy that the operation went well, and Harry is on the mend.

Not only did Steve show you Harry’s Lipoma, but we have a photo of the surgeon holding it in his hand.

I told you, “What The Heck Is That?“ is like no other show on earth. You never know what surprises Steve has in store for us

Let me know what you think!!!!

Episode 35 – WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? Gadget Game Show

A Fun Quiz

No cheating

There are only
nine questions.This
is a quiz for people who know everything
!


1. Name the one
sport in which neither the spectators nor the
participants know the score or the leader until the
contest ends.


2. What famous
North American landmark is constantly moving
backward?


3 Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two
perennial vegetables?


4. What fruit
has its seeds on the outside
?


5. In many
liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real
pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe,
and the bottle is genuine; it hasn’t been cut in any
way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?


6. Only three
words in standard English begin with the letters ‘ dw’
and they are all common words. Name two of
them.


7. There are 14
punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at
least half of them?


8. Name the only
vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned,
processed, cooked, or in any other form except
fresh.


9. Name 6 or
more things that you can wear on your feet beginning
with the letter ‘S
.

Answers below

Answers To Quiz



1 The one sport
in which neither the spectators nor the participants
know the score or the leader until the contest ends:
Boxing.

2 North American landmark constantly moving
backward:Niagara
Falls .. The rim is worn down about two and a half
feet each year because of the millions of gallons of
water that rush over it every minute.

3 Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons:Asparagus
and rhubarb.

4 The fruit
with its seeds on the outside:

Strawberry.

5 How did the
pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place
on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they
are snipped off at the stems.

6 Three English
words beginning with dw:Dwarf,
dwell and dwindle

7 Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar: Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.

8 The only
vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned,
processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh:
Lettuce.

9 Six or more
things you can wear on your feet beginning with
‘S’:Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates,
snowshoes, stockings, stilts.

Fran Lebowitz Talks Touring, Vaccines & Taylor Swift’s Re-Recordings

I know most of you do not subscribe to Billboard. I didn’t want you to miss a new Fran Lebowitz interview.

6/3/2021 by Rob LeDonne

Celebrated humorist, author and public speaker Fran Lebowitz is currently in the midst of a career resurgence. Known for writing two beloved books (1978’s Metropolitan Life and 1981’s Social Studies), Lebowitz has famously struggled with what she dubs a “writer’s blockade” since. Refocusing her attention on a career in public speaking, Lebowitz has provided ongoing fodder for director Martin Scorsese, starting with the 2010 documentary Public Speaking and continuing this year when Lebowitz and Scorsese reunited for the popular Netflix docuseries Pretend It’s a City.

A love letter to New York, the six episodes focus on everything from music to reading, introducing Lebowitz’s refreshingly curmudgeon point of view to a whole new audience.

With the light at the end of the pandemic tunnel in sight, Billboard caught up with Lebowitz as restrictions around the nation continue to lift and she prepares to go back on the road. Whether it’s the return of touring, Beyoncé, cell phones at concerts, Pride Month or Taylor Swift, you can bet Lebowitz has an opinion about it.

Q-It looks like normalcy is returning and live events are right around the corner. What are your thoughts when it comes to getting back on the road and in front of audiences? Are you hesitant, or ready to dive in?

A-Well, almost all of my speaking dates so far are in 2022 and that’s because they’re made like six months or a year in advance. When my agent started making them, nobody knew anything. These speaking engagements, I love doing them. It’s my favorite recreational activity. What I’ve always hated about touring is traveling; it’s awful. I always say to my agent: they pay me to get there. I’m not worried about getting the virus if that’s what you’re asking because I believe in these vaccines. I’m double-vaccinated, so I’m not really worried about getting the virus. I know you read that some people get the virus after they’re vaccinated, but I’m just too old to be worrying about these improbable things. About a month ago, I had to go to L.A. to do Bill Maher and that was the first time I flew in over a year. Flying to me is 100 percent about smoking. How long until I can smoke?The hundreds of times I’ve gone to L.A., I don’t care what they say, but it’s eight hours from the time you put your foot into the airport and you put your foot out. It’s doable, but it’s unpleasant. Eight hours with a mask on, I found it incredibly unpleasant.

Q-I’ll ask you the question of the moment: did you get Pfizer or Moderna?

A-I got Pfizer. I got it really early compared to most people, not because I skipped the line, I got it the second they dropped the age… and they didn’t have to drop it much, believe me. But my assistant — who knows how to work the computer, which I don’t — went on the Internet for what seemed to be 24 hours straight. I was on the phone with her and she’d say, “Oh here’s one!” But by the time I said yes, it was gone. And then all of the sudden she was like, “Wait, one opened up tomorr-” and I said “Yes!” And she said, “But it’s all the way uptow-” and I said, “Yes!” I think I had my second shot at the beginning of February and when I got it none of my friends had. They’d ask me, “Which did you take?” I said, “Well, it’s not like a menu (is handed to you).” You don’t say, “Yeah, I don’t know, maybe I’ll have the veal instead.” As they were about to give it to me I said, “Which one is this?” and they said “Pfizer.” I had zero side effects from it other than hopefully making me impervious to this virus. After the second one, I went downtown and had fried chicken at Blue Ribbon.

Q-After my second one I got biscuit sandwiches. I felt like pigging out on a celebratory meal.

A-You know, a lot of people said they were ravenous. I thought, well, maybe there’s marijuana in it.

Q-What’s it been like not being able to tour for the past year and not being in front of audiences. Are you fielding questions from your doorman now?

A-[Laughs] Well, ever since the Netflix series came out I’ve been answering questions, just not in a theater. But there have been plenty of questions. I also did Bill Maher and Jimmy Fallon’s shows and they had a small percentage of people there and I really noticed the lack of an audience. It’s not as good as having a full audience, but it’s better than no audience. Having no audience takes the vitality out of it. I’ve done numerous virtual events and you have zero sense of how it went. You don’t get any of that energy. The audience is a collaborator. That is something I’ve always known, whether I’m a member of an audience or on a stage. People who are in show business play to the audience. I don’t do that — I’m not that nice, I’m not that friendly — but I certainly feel the response of the audience and everyone misses that.

Q-On the other hand, do you think performing for no audience is less pressure?

A-No. I don’t feel pressure from the audience. I’ve never felt that. I have zero stage fright. I reserve all of my fear for writing. So I don’t feel that at all. I just miss the audience. Plus the audience is coming to see me, except when I’m on a panel or something, which is rare because I hate them. But they generally already like you. The only exception was during the 2016 election and I was doing a lot of dates and I experienced, for the first time, routinely being booed by my own audience because they would ask about Bernie Sanders. “Don’t you love Bernie Sanders?” No, I don’t. I finally realized that for some reason unbeknownst to me I have the same audience as Bernie Sanders. So they would get really angry at me and boo and chastise me. Even a few weeks ago, I was walking down the street and some guy came up to me and said, “You’re wrong about Bernie!” Even though I have not mentioned or thought of him in like five years.

Q-Let’s talk about your appearance in front of a full audience before the world changed. Do you remember what it was or what it was like?

A-The day before New York shut down, I did an event at The Strand with Ben Katchor. It was a favor to him as his book was coming out. That was March 12 and people were starting to feel a little worried. In fact, we sat on stools next to each other and I asked one of the kids to move them a little further apart.

Q-Did you have apprehensions going into it?

A-I didn’t, because I didn’t understand it. No one did, really. I thought, maybe don’t let people get on top of you.

Q-What was the last music show you went to?

A-I could be wrong, but the last big show I went to could have been Adele at The Garden. Ordinarily I don’t like going to these giant things, I have to tell you. And it was probably the first time I’ve been to The Garden seeing every single person, except for me, hold their phone up the whole time. I know it exists and it’s the way these kids live, but truthfully it is stupid. Because here she is, Adele, the person you adore, not that many feet from you. Look at her! Listen to her! But truthfully, even before cell phones I would always notice when I would do a talk show like Letterman and audience members would request tickets, come to New York, stand in line, wait, and go through all of this trouble and expense… and then they would just watch the show on the monitor. I’d think to myself, he’s twelve feet from you! Watching the monitor is like watching it on television. So I think there is some magnetic quality to a screen, I don’t think it matters if it’s a television screen or phone, people are more attracted to screens than they are to other humans.

Q-I’m wondering if you have a rider.

A-In my contract it says that I have to have black iced coffee backstage and this is so I’m awake so I can talk to the audience. And it also asks for some food, because typically I’m going to the airport. I could be traveling day after day and not one person asks, “Have you eaten recently?” So the food is to keep me from starving.

Q-What food? The world needs to know. Any specific requests?

A-Yeah, I ask for a turkey sandwich, some fruit, and some nuts. And black iced coffee.

Q-Any particular brand of coffee?

A-No. No. It’s not for dining pleasure. It’s a drug.

Q-Let’s talk about some of the artists you’ve come across over the years. I’ve heard you say David Johansen of the New York Dolls was the best frontman you’ve ever seen live. I’m sure you’ve seen everyone. Why David?

A-It’s true and it’s because he was. Why was he? I don’t know. He was great, and I have seen everyone. Well not everyone, I haven’t seen these young acts at all so I’m not counting them. There have certainly been better musicians than David was. I saw Prince a number of times and there aren’t too many people greater than Prince. But as a frontman, David was just fantastic. I think it’s more of a personality thing, a physical thing, a swagger. Of course, I’ve seen the Stones a million times and I’m not saying that Mick Jagger is not a good frontman. I’m just saying that when he was young, David was better. Of course, these things are matters of taste. This isn’t something you can really measure.

Q-I also heard you drove the Dolls to their very first show.

A-I did, and they didn’t get paid.

Q-So it was a free gig?

A-It wasn’t meant to be. The guy just stiffed them. I drove them there because I was the only person who had a valid driver’s license. Everyone else, it had either expired or they never had one, or they stopped for drunk driving. We had to rent a van and that’s why I drove them, because I was the only one who could. Not that I was the best driver.

Q-I’m a big Sinatra fan as I know you are. And even though you’ve said in the past you walked out of one of his shows (at Forest Hills Stadium in 1977), your fandom remained intact. What was it like to see him in person and why did you like him so much?

A-I loved Sinatra and I don’t think I have to explain why, because who didn’t love Sinatra? I actually left that show because he was so drunk, he couldn’t remember the lyrics. My objection to his show wasn’t that he was drunk — I didn’t care. I’m not his mother. I cared that he couldn’t remember the lyrics! Everyone in the audience knows the lyrics, but he doesn’t know them. It really annoyed me and that’s why l left. But I saw him numerous times and I think my initial love of Frank Sinatra was my mother’s love of Frank Sinatra. Everyone in my mother’s generation was in love with Frank Sinatra, and my father loved him, too. When I was a child, there was a radio show in New York called the Make Believe Ballroom that played all of the songs of my parents’ youth, big band and everything like that. And my parents listened to it all the time in the car, so I came to know all that music. I really can’t remember how many times I saw Frank Sinatra.

Q-When you go to shows, how do you enjoy the performance? Do you sing along to the lyrics, dance, stand?

A-Well, luckily for people around me I don’t sing since I have the worst voice in the entire universe. I would never sing in public; I know how horrible my voice is. But I’m always shocked how the audience knows all the lyrics for everything. At rap concerts they know all the lyrics which are not always easy to distinguish. I’m not that kind of fan, I don’t know the lyrics to every song. But it’s one of the things that makes me understand the love that people have for these performers. It’s only in music that people love — and I mean love, I don’t mean like — the performers. It’s something so specific to music and people are grateful for this. They adore them, and I guess that’s why they know every single lyric. But I would prefer if everyone around me wasn’t singing since I’d like to hear the person with the actual talent sing. The only time I stand up is if I can’t see. If someone in front of me stands up, I’ll stand up. But I’m 5 foot 4, I don’t have a lot of leeway here. And no, I’m not the person who dances in the aisles. I’m not that fun.

Q-I’ll put on music if I’m cooking or I’m in the shower. Do you listen to music in your apartment?

A-I’ve never been a person that sits and listens to music. I might have some on if I’m doing some major chore, but I would say that, and I know this is unusual, but the vast majority of music I’ve heard in my life has been live. That’s one of the great things about living in New York. I’ve seen an enormous number live and that’s my preferred way. When I drove a lot, I always listened to music in the car.

Q-Would you listen to the radio or cassette tapes?

A-I do not have a cassette player in my car. I have a car that I bought new in 1979 and it has a radio. Whatever was current in 1979 I have, but I have nothing past that.

Q-Do you have a go-to radio station when you’re driving around New York?

A-I listen to classical music, WQXR or the jazz station in Newark (WBGO). I always listen to that.

Q-That’s a great station. Okay, I want to get your take on some modern names.

A-I don’t know much about them!

Q-That’s okay! So, Beyoncé is one of the most respected and beloved performers and personalities in the country. I’m wondering if you share this love with the masses.

A-The first time I saw Beyoncé she was pretty much a little girl. She was with Destiny’s Child at the time and I saw them because there used to be this big benefit every year for the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation in New York. It was outside in the West Village with huge tents and the people attending it were rich children, literally. The tickets were hundreds and hundreds of dollars for kids. They’d raise a fortune every year and they’d have Knicks players play basketball with them, the big artists in New York painting with them and I’d always run like a carnival game. At the end of the day they’d have musicians and the last thing one year was this little girl group, Destiny’s Child, by which point most of my friends left. But I heard them and I kept telling people, these kids are really good! You should listen to them! That was the first time I heard Beyoncé.

Q-I also wanted to get your take on Taylor Swift. She’s re-recording her songs after a dispute with her record company. What do you think of that whole kerfuffle?

A-Well, first of all, with a gun to my head I couldn’t tell you one Taylor Swift song. So I know nothing about this. This kind of pop music doesn’t interest me at all. But I read about this dispute and let me put it to you this way: I’m always on the side of the artist. It doesn’t matter who they are. I don’t know all of the details with this fight she had, but as I’ve pointed out to many of my friends who sold their books to the movies, that’s what sell means. I’m not sure her details, but if she sold something, that’s what sell means. So maybe don’t sell. If you wanted to still own something, you’d have to not sell it.

Q-I think a bad contract was also at play here.

A-All contracts are bad! And that is why you hire a very bad person called a lawyer to read it.

Q-Finally, Fran: It’s Pride Month which coalesces into Pride weekend here in New York City. How have you seen Pride month change, from its early days to the big to-do it is today?

A-No one avoids crowds more than I do. It doesn’t actually matter to me whether it’s Pride Month or St. Patrick’s Day or any other gigantic mob of people, you can be sure I will not be there. I never participate in these things. And this long predates COVID. But I do remember the first gay Pride Parade, which started in the Village. It was obviously minute compared to now. I’d watch the parade when it was small enough to watch without being overwhelmed by eight million people. I do remember that it went up Fifth Avenue at a certain point in the early ’70s and we were afraid to even watch it to some extent, by which I mean people didn’t want to be on camera because the news would be there. The difference between being gay in 1971 and being gay now is so gigantic that it would take an encyclopedia to describe the difference. But I was in Australia a couple of years ago and it happened to their gay Pride weekend. I was astonished because I heard a surprise guest was Cher. The whole continent seemed to be excited about this and I was very surprised. At a signing, this kid brought me one of my books to sign and he said, “And Cher’s here!!” I said, “How old are you?” He said, “I’m 22.” I said, “And it’s still Cher?’ And he said, “It will always be Cher.”

Q-Speaking of, have you ever been the grand marshal for a pride parade? Would you do it?

A-No one’s ever asked me. I’m not the homecoming queen type.

Architectural Digest Features Postmodern Buildings

When we start traveling again, I want to see some of these new types of structures. I can’t believe they exist. They are wild, whimsical, and way out there. Please note, two of these buildings are in Miami, so I don’t have to go too far.

Piramides by Soeters van Eldonk Architecten, 2006

Amsterdam, the Netherlands

two buildings in the shape of pyramids
Photo by Syntrus Archmea. Image courtesy of Phaidon. 

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The Ordnance Pavilion by Studio Mutt, 2018

The Lake District, Cumbria, England

a slanted house with a giant pink sculpture and an eyeball
Photo by Steven Barber. Image courtesy of Studio MUTT.

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Industry City Mural by Camille Walala, 2018

Brooklyn, New York

a tall skinny building with colorful tiles
© industry City. Image courtesy of Phaidon.

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Médiathèque by Mario Botta, 1988

Villeurbanne, France

two buildings with cutouts
© Pino Musi. Image courtesy of Phaidon.

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M2 Building by Kengo Kuma, 1991

Tokyo, Japan

a building with a large roman column in it
© wakiiii. Image courtesy of Phaidon.

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Robot Building by Sumet Jumsai, 1986

Bangkok, Thailand

a building that looks like a robot
Photo by Dirk Verwoerd. Image courtesy of Phaidon.

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Hotel Zaandam by WAM Architecten, 2010

Amsterdam, the Netherlands

a building with green roofs
© WAM architecten. Photo by Peter E. Barnes. Image courtesy of Phaidon.

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Chiat/Day Building by Frank Gehry and Claes Oldenburg, 1991

Los Angeles, California

a building that looks like a pair of binoculars
Photo by Elizabeth Daniels. Image courtesy of Phaidon.

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Ting 1 by Wingårdh Arkitektkontor, 2013

Örnsköldsvik, Sweden

a building with colorful cutouts
Photo by Tord-Rikard Söderström. Image courtesy of Phaidon.

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Kindergarten Wolfartsweier by Tomi Ungerer and Ayla Suzan Yöndel, 2002

Karlsruhe, Germany

a building that is shaped like a cat
Photo by Dirk Altenkirch. Image courtesy of Phaidon.

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Museum Garage by Jurgen Mayer H, Workac, Clavel Arquitectos, Nicolas Buffe, and K/R, 2018

Miami, Florida

a colorful parking garage that is multipurposed
Photo by Fernando Alda. Image courtesy of Paredes Pedrosa arquitectos.

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A House for Essex by FAT and Grayson Perry, 2015

Manningtree, Essex, England

a funky church that has a bunch of colors and shapes
Photo by Jack Hobhouse. Image courtesy of Phaidon.

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Church of Our Lady of Fatima by Mario Campi and Franco Pessina, 1989

Giova, Switzerland

a building far away that is made up of shapes
Photo by Simone Mengani. Image courtesy of Phaidon.

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Best Products Showroom by SITE, James Wines, 1979

Miami, Florida

a building that looks like a chunk has been taken out
Photo by James Wines. Image courtesy of Phaidon. 

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China Wharf by CZWG Architects, 1988

Bermondsey, London, England

a large red U turn stripe on a glass building
Photo by Jo Reid and John Peck. Image courtesy of CZWG Architects LLP.

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We Read About It, We Went, We Enjoyed. This Is What It Looks Like. Met Up With Valerie And Alfredo Cevallos And Neil Plakcy

Political irony

From The New York Times: 

Bibi Is Trump and the Israeli Change Coalition Is Biden 

The desire of the anti-Netanyahu coalition to oust him is so great that they are breaking the biggest political taboo in Israeli political history.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/03/opinion/israel-prime-minister-netanyahu.html?smid=em-share

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The Week's Best Cartoons: Impeachment Trial #2 – Political⚡Charge
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What I Read Today

Drag Brunch Hotel Cordozo

Gloria & Emilio Estefan Launch Drag Dinners at Miami Hotel for 25th Anniversary of The Birdcage | PEOPLE.com

https://people.com/travel/gloria-and-emilio-estefans-miami-hotel-launches-drag-dinner-25th-anniversary-the-birdcage/

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Homeless Men Lose Court Battle to Stay in Upper West Side Hotel

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A 20-Foot Sea Wall? Miami Faces the Hard Choices of Climate Change.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/02/us/miami-fl-seawall-hurricanes.html?referringSource=articleShare

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Trump shuts down his blog, frustrated by its low readership.


https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/02/us/politics/trump-shuts-down-blog.html?referringSource=articleShare

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How a Cozy Neighborhood Restaurant Became a Celebrity Hide-Out


https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/28/style/giorgio-baldi.html?referringSource=articleShare

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Police Have Discovered a Dead Body Inside a Giant Papier-Mache Dinosaur Sculpture in Spain


https://news.artnet.com/art-world/dinosaur-dead-body-1972973

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This beloved seafood chain restaurant is staging a comeback


https://blog.cheapism.com/restaurants-we-miss/

Have A Good Laugh

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded,
‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’

She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’
The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,’If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair…!!

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Surprise-It’s Your Clothes