The Roomba Is Going Outdoors

I know that most of you are in freezing weather right now, but apparently iRobot thought the timing was right to announce the company’s new Terra Robotic Lawn Mower.

Let’s hope the warmer weather will get here soon because mowing your lawn is going to get a lot more fun. The manufacturer unveiled a robotic mower that uses a wireless detection system to mow your lawn and keep it within the yard’s borders.

It’s called the Imprint Smart Mapping technology. All you have to do is place wireless beacons around your yard and then let the robot find the perimeters. One time around, the Terra will learn where to mow. If you have a large yard, the Terra will return to its base to recharge the battery, and then finish the job.

Homeowners can select the desired grass height and when to schedule the mowing job.

Price has not been established.


Here’s a funny……..

Physicians were unable to reach a consensus: Should the U.S. build Trump’s Mexican Wall?  The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologist’s had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought Trump had a lot of nerve.  Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”  The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”  The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.  In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington !