The Days of Rum and Cigars

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Last minute photo before takeoff at 6 a.m. on Tuesday, October 22nd: Gail, Dawn, Eliot, and Lois

When Eliot and I passed through customs yesterday at Miami International Airport, one of the security guards asked us, “So how did it feel to vacation in a Communist country?”

For a moment, I felt a sense of terror not knowing what to expect next from this guy who was heavily armed. Luckily, Eliot quickly answered, “I like living here much better.” He smiled, we smiled, and we quickly rolled our luggage away from him. That was the only part of the six day trip where I felt even slightly threatened.

I woke up early this morning and received an email from my young Israeli cousin asking me how safe I felt in Cuba? Are Jews accepted there? First of all, I am no authority on politics, security, or economics. I can only tell you what I experienced.

I met a young Jewish gal in Havana who has a high level job in the arts. She told me that one of the reasons she lives in Cuba is because there is no anti-Semitism and life is simpler, better. While she would migrate to the United States were she to meet a nice Jewish boy, right now she enjoys the closely knit family and community life she leads there. She swore to me she has never experienced an ounce of discomfort.

There are about 1,500 Jewish people in Cuba, 85 percent of whom live in Havana. Most are conservative. Several synagogues are free-standing buildings; others are housed in store-fronts or other available spaces. There is supposedly one Kosher butcher on the entire island. Before Castro, there was a huge Jewish community. Now most of the offspring live in Miami, Dallas, and New York.

After talking to several young folks in the arts (our trip was all about looking for young emerging talent), I have come to the conclusion that for the time being, life in Cuba, on a day-to-day basis, is peaceful with a subtle touch of Communism. Things that are important to me (continuous access to the Internet, the ability to buy the finer things in life, and modern conveniences) are not necessarily what others desire. Those who agree with me left Cuba a long time ago or have an upwardly mobile lifestyle where they are free to travel as much as they want. Most of the artists we met who have received significant recognition from the United States or from other countries are constantly doing road shows but keep their headquarters in Cuba. Artists, musicians, and sports stars are revered in Cuba and live much better than the rest of the Cubans.

Rich or poor, most Cubans in Havana have cellphones. Texting is a big part of their lives. They also love to talk, although their calls are limited to inside Cuba. Despite what anyone tells you, Cubans do have access to the Internet. I am sure many sites are blocked, but at least they are slowly gaining access. The big problem is the cost: five dollars an hour when many Cubans only earn twenty dollars a month. That’s why most workers only access the Internet when they’re at work.

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The Group

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They Don’t Know Desi in Cuba

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Our Cuban tour guide warned us upon arrival last Tuesday that no one in Cuba ever heard of Desi Arnaz, or his alter ego Ricky Ricardo. Arnaz left Cuba in 1934 and became famous in the United States a decade later. That somewhat disappointing piece of information was one of many misconceptions Americans have about Cuba.

The Chevy that the “I Love Lucy” show made so famous in the ’50s is one of an estimated 60,000 pre-1960 American cars now in use in Cuba. Other than some newer models infiltrating from Europe and South America, Cuba looks like a movie set with 50-year-old Chryslers, Plymouths, and Chevys lining the streets. Most of them have been repaired with Asian parts. Don’t look too closely. They are being held together in creative makeshift ways.

Americans believe that Cubans love old American cars. Nothing could be further from the truth. Cubans love new American cars, but they can’t get their hands on them. Shortly after the 1959 revolution, American automobile manufacturers were forced to stop selling to Cuba in order to conform to the embargo established by the United States. It has never been lifted.

The vintages cars, known as cacharros (translation: pieces of junk), sell in Cuba for around $10,000. You are basically buying a piece of tin for that money because the inner workings all have to be repaired. Our tour guides arranged transportation for us a few times in these precious beauties. Fortunately, a government agency or a private concern reconditioned the ones we rode in. They still lacked the safety and stability we are used to.

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From My Camera Roll

For those of you who are not on Facebook, I wanted to share some of my photos. I consider them collectibles.

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A friend posted this.

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Former HWH staffer Meghan Dougherty visited with us recently. She is a wife, mommy of two, and author of a soon-to-be-published tween novel. Remember, you saw her here first.

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The townhouses on East 62nd Street — all dressed up for next week!

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Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz spoke at the 92 Street Y. We live in her district in Miami.

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Dylan’s Candy Store getting ready for Chanukah.

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The real Teri Garr wrote this message on a blackboard hanging in Georgio’s Country Grill on 9th Avenue at 53rd Street.

TV Watching Waning Among Millennials

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Boy, has life changed since I was a young! I watched TV all the time and still do. But not the 18-to-34-year-old group known as the Millennials. So if young folks are not watching TV, who is buying all those big flat-screen TVs? Are people of our generation the only true coach potatoes?

A recent survey by The New York Times showed that broadcast TV viewership appears to be slowing down generationally.

Roughly one in three youngsters watch less TV than online videos. Some young folks claim they do not watch TV at all. At the same time, fifty percent say they watch video online at least once a day.

The Times survey said thirty-four percent of those surveyed reported watching mostly online video or no broadcast TV, as opposed to equal amounts of TV and online video, or only TV. Fifty-six percent of youngsters said they want immediate access to their choices, while forty-nine percent said they like being able to watch multiple episodes online. Another forty-four percent said mobile devices allow video viewing in places and at times they can’t watch traditional TV.

I’m Still in Cuba

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Yes, I am still in Cuba. I get home on Sunday. I prepared this in advance because I wanted to share these signs with you. Most of them came from Facebook and Twitter. One or two of them were posted by Russell Simmons, who now fancies himself as a spiritual leader. I have been collecting these for a few months. For good reason, they each strike a nerve with me. They stay relevant forever.

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Let Your Mouth Do the Typing

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As I have mentioned before, I usually do all my writing on my iPhone. That means my right hand is always holding the iPhone with a tight grip. I’m a lefty so I hold the iPhone with my right hand and type with my left. Over the years, I think I have developed some sort of a carpal tunnel in my right arm. Actually, I’m not sure what they would call it.

The other day, my good friend Howard Stark reminded me that I could be using the mic right on the keyboard to dictate copy for DigiDame. I looked at him in amazement. What was he talking about?

I totally forgot, or I just didn’t remember. There is a mic icon on the bottom of the keyboard right next to the space bar. All you have to do is press the mic and start dictating. Your dictation will be spelled out right into the email. Remember to verbally say the punctuation marks when you are dictating or to edit after.

The reason this is so good is that I don’t have to hold my iPhone in my right hand. I need to give my right arm a vacation. I hope the aches and pains will clear up.

I know for a fact that email will take the dictation from the mic. I don’t know if other documents will because I haven’t tried them yet. WordPress, the software program I use for my blog, will not accept the dictation. I figured a way around that. I dictate into an email and then cut-and-paste.

Remember, the mic icon is right next to the space bar. You can’t miss it. Try it. It is so much fun. I could feel my arm getting better already.

Cuba Group at La Gloutonnerie

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I am writing this to you on Monday night. It will get posted Tuesday and most of you won’t read it until Wednesday. Eliot and I went out with five members of our Cuba-bound group tonight for dinner before all twenty of us meet at the plane at 6 am Tuesday morning.

This fancy French restaurant in South Beach, Florida, was selected because everyone heard that the food in Cuba is awful. We chowed down.

Several of us admitted that we packed lots of snacks. Eliot packed sixty bars of Medifast, so we are totally covered. I am willing to bet that Eliot and I will love the food. We were also told that no matter how much we dress down, the Cubans will know we are tourists. I am not sure what that means, but I’m planning to wear my typical black and gray attire.

Of course, the discussions at dinner focused on no cell or Internet activity for the next six days. That is not stopping any of us from bringing our gear. Everyone wants their camera rolls with them so they can sneak peeks of their grandchildren and pets. It was also interesting to hear how some folks had loaded their tablets with movies while others had downloaded books to read.

I am not exactly sure when they think we will have any time. The agenda is jam-packed with art hunts, visits to art studios, art lectures, and visits to the homes of artists. The entire tour was put together by an art organization from Provincetown, Massachusetts, affectionally known as P-town.

I plan to take a lot of pictures on my iPhone, so at the first sign of a wireless connection, watch out!

Till then . . .

David Pogue Leaving The New York Times

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David Pogue

By the time most of you read this, I will be in Cuba without any Internet or email. Wish me luck. This is the first time ever that I will be disconnected. I may come back with a nervous tick. In any case, I am determined to make this trip and live through the challenge of not communicating with family, friends, or the office. No one will miss me as much as I will miss them.

On top of all this, I learned from friends in the industry, as well as early morning tweets, that David Pogue, the personal tech writer for The New York Times, is leaving the paper to join Yahoo.

This is a major shift for the tech industry. Pogue was the go-to man at The Times for anything you wanted to know about technology. Along with Walt Mossberg and Kara Swisher of AllThingsD, published by the Wall Street Journal, Pogue is iconic for his tech reporting and has a bigger audience/fan club than several other well-known writers combined.

Last month we learned that Mossberg and Swisher will be leaving the Wall Street Journal at the end of the year. The industry is playing checkers with the best tech writers in the United States. While no one will admit it, it all has to do with money. Newspapers are bleeding and tech writers who draw big audiences want to be handsomely compensated.

Yahoo is apparently willing to do that. Yahoo’s CEO, Marissa Mayer, has been romancing Pogue for some time. She is no fool! She is bringing in the stars to make Yahoo the ultimate news source. This is a repeat performance of when she acquired Tumblr. If you want to be the biggest and the best, then hire the talent.

Pogue, who was with The New York Times for 13 years, claims that Yahoo affords him the opportunity to publish columns, blogs, and videos about innovation, the likes of which we have never seen before.

Pogue spells it all out on his personal blog, the one that uses Tumblr of course.

Mazel Tov to all!

Ghost Buster Website

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Hotel Exedra where James Gandolfini died.

I rarely think about it, but someone died many years ago in the third bedroom of my New York apartment. Of course, the bedroom at the time belonged to my elderly neighbors. I don’t know exactly what happened, but the wife wasn’t in such a rush to have her deceased husband removed. She slept beside him for a few days.

We lived next door and didn’t see, hear, or smell a thing. The wife moved away soon after. The apartment had a few renters since then, but they didn’t last. When the building went co-op thirty years ago, we bought that apartment plus ours and connected them. Death or no death, I wanted the additional space.

Usually, I would be a little skittish about it, but greed took over. The two apartments together were a New York dream. That wasn’t the case for celebrity chef, Sandra Lee, who abruptly ended her stay in the same Rome hotel room where “Sopranos” star James Gandolfini died suddenly three days earlier. The minute she found out, she fled. The girlfriend of Governor Andrew Cuomo claims she didn’t want any part of the media frenzy — but we imagine we know differently.

Just in case you also are feeling a little uneasy about your current abode, or could swear you have been hearing disturbances for a while, check out DiedInHouse.com.

DiedInHouse.com can tell you if someone once ceased existing within your walls. The site claims to have searched all fifty states for evidence of expiration. It promises something called a “certified report.”

A single search costs $11.99. There is a disclaimer on the site which absolves them of any inaccurate information. I wouldn’t let that dissuade me from using the service. Lawyers always try to protect their clients.

The Fifth Estate Standoff

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Benedict Cumberbatch
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Julian Assange

If a movie makes me think about its subject matter 24 hours after seeing it, I say that’s an excellent film. The Fifth Estate made me repeatedly think about how news is always being altered in order to please the owners of its publishing empires versus the harm that could come to people and countries if the information is distributed without any filters.

The Fifth Estate is about the controversial whistle-blowing website WikiLeaks and its founder Julian Assange. The critics gave the film a low rating of just one star. Variety said it would barely reach $4 million in its opening weekend and that it’s one of the worst DreamWorks debuts of all time.

Benedict Cumberbatch plays Assange. Reviewers raved about his performance but said the movie itself was a third rate The Social Network or All the President’s Men. The film features Daniel Bruhl as Assange’s right hand guy, and Laura Linney and Stanley Tucci as senior members of the State Department.

Critics also bashed director Bill Condon for producing a “snoozefest.” We saw the movie at 11 pm last night without a thought of Zzzzzzz. Not only were we wide awake watching it, but I couldn’t fall asleep later because my mind was racing thinking about how the digital revolution has impacted us in so many ways.

I am very upset that more people didn’t rush to see this movie opening weekend. Variety’s headline yesterday read, Audiences to Hollywood: We Don’t Care About WikiLeaks. “WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange may be one of the most controversial figures in the world, yet moviegoers don’t seem all that interested.”

What a shame that movie goers would rather pick some fantasy shoot-em-up rather than learn something relevant about their future.

There is no accounting for taste!